A friend asked me if I had any pointers on drawing dingle dongles and I may or may not have gotten totally carried away and drew out a bunch of stuff, heheh.
Figured Id post it just in case any nsfw artists found it helpful at all~
Also if I have any incorrect info or you have tips feel free to let me know. Always eager to supplement my penis expertise~ haha~
*Has entered the top 10 of Best Gifts I would love to receive*
And there isn’t a link why?
Seriously…i need this
it’s called “Kit to Thwart Writers Block" by Elizabeth Dilk.
This is perfect.
I was looking at this book with stuff about every religion and
what have we done
we did it guys.
we actually did it.
now I can tell people I am religious
Unsuspecting person: oh you are? What is you religion then?
Me: Erm…. Tumblr.
how to fuck with hunters 101
you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack
Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.
There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.
That …was beautiful.
bless this post
in light of everything going on in the crabstickz/kickthestickz fandom right now i thought that some things needed to be said.
once again I am not against RPF or shipping real people in any way, in fact I ship a few real people myself and have read the odd RPF.
I just think that a lot of people go too far without realising it and it makes everyone uncomfortable. so this happened.
how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
and that, kids, is how Santa gets his elves
and why one of Christmas’ colors is red.
I like to think that if the supernatural didn’t exist, Charlie and Dean would’ve grown up together as best bros. Her mum and his dad wouldn’t have been around much so they’d get up to all sorts of geeky stuff together and break into teachers’ cars on the weekends just because. They wouldn’t ever get caught. Charlie’d teach Dean about computers and he’d teach her about cars, and they’d have epic Star Trek and Firefly marathons during the school holidays where they’d invite Cas and Sam and dress up. I think at one stage Charlie would’ve been taller than Dean and she’d tease him about it, a lot, with Charlie always saying, "Chin up, bitch." Then suddenly they’d both be grown and he would’ve been taller than her but she’d keep saying it because, you know, sometimes he just needed to hear it anyway.